Browner Than Ever!

Hello to the very few people who ever read this blog in the first place. It's been a reeeaaaallllly long time since I last posted, but I return with a vengence. I would love to say my absence is due to months sitting on a mountain top contemplating existencial (?) existance, but it was actually because I was too cheap to buy a new computer. Fortunately my brother is not so stingy and gave me his old one because he bought a new big screen Mac (Wurly will be impressed). Anyway, here I am. Lots has gone on. I got a kick out of re-reading my last post (after all this time) and realised that the infamous Gelati incident obviously had an affect because I am now 30kg lighter! Thanks rude guy. You should become a motivational life coach.

I am now a Great Aunt. Which is not to say that I am really good at being related to my siblings children. In actual fact, my nephew and his partner had a baby boy called Zep in February. He's awesome. He's smiling and giving the occasional chuckle which entertains to no end. Laughing babies have to be one of the coolest things in life. It's my fav thing to look at on Utube.
Anyway, I know you are all thinking that I could not possibly be old enough to have a 26 year old nephew. You are correct that I look far too young, alas, it's true. Of course my sister is much, much older than me (ok, I'm just cracking myself up at this stage, because she would so kill me if she read this) and so I was only 9 when my nephew was born. And that may slightly explain the math.

Anyhoo, have to go for now, have a party to tart up for. I do love a good Aussie back yard party in winter. Will let you know how the party went later....................